Somewhere hidden in the tropical forest, close to the Darien (the border between Colombia and Panama), our backpack reporter got a glimpse of this new hybrid of the plastic chairs...
Hybrid plastic chair in the jungle
Exclusive picture of a new brand of the ugly plastic chairs
A critical look at these chairs let us believe that it is a new prototype. A hybrid one, as you can see, wood—undoubtedly tropical—is used too.
We still don’t have the geo-location of this photo, but our reporter spotted these close to the Darien. An area famous for its wilderness and because of that a tourist resort for FARC and Contra’s.
President Bush stated the 25th of Feb, 2008 that he wants to know “what the enemy is thinking”. It might be possible that these hybrids are used to beam just exactly that via the mobile phone of the person sitting in one of these ugly plastic chairs directly to one of his agencies.
Our analysts are comparing it to the famous sofa of doctor Sigmund Freud, known for his cigars, psycho-analysis and experiments with cocaine.
As this is such a new and alarming development of the ugly plastic chairs, we strongly encourage you to participate. If you have any evidence of this new hybrid brand, send us an email with your video-clip, photo’s or mobile-communications. Put “ugly plastic chairs, hybrid” in the subject-line of your email.
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